26-06-2018, 05:27 PM
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26-06-2018, 05:27 PM
Please don't spam my inbox, if i'm not replying, i'm not online and i haven't read your pm. Thanks a lot for understanding.
And so the Lord said unto John, "Come forth; and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
I lost my watch at a party last night. An hour later, I saw some guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a woman. Infuriated, I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No-one does that to a woman. Not on my watch. Finally found a way to stop the wife from sucking her thumb. I drew a cock on it.
13-07-2018, 11:34 AM
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To the person who stole my anti-depressants.
I hope you’re happy now. got my first gamblers anonymous meeting today it starts at 10 to 1 Yesterday a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships? Apparently 'In HD' wasn't the answer she was looking for!
10-09-2018, 09:56 AM
(10-09-2018, 01:52 AM)hssc11045 Wrote: To the person who stole my anti-depressants.i like the last one.... Please don't spam my inbox, if i'm not replying, i'm not online and i haven't read your pm. Thanks a lot for understanding.
10-09-2018, 10:01 AM
(10-09-2018, 09:56 AM)DA Wrote:(10-09-2018, 01:52 AM)hssc11045 Wrote: To the person who stole my anti-depressants.i like the last one.... At least she knows what is HD. Imagine if you answered to her "in 4K"
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20-09-2018, 01:43 PM
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up* Teacher: "I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!!" *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?" Little Johnny: "No… I just feel bad that you're standing alone…"
20-09-2018, 02:37 PM
(20-09-2018, 01:43 PM)twizted1975 Wrote: Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!" nice... Please don't spam my inbox, if i'm not replying, i'm not online and i haven't read your pm. Thanks a lot for understanding.
21-09-2018, 10:21 AM
A sobbing Ms Murphy approaches Fr O’Grady after mass.
He says: “So what’s bothering you?” She replies: “Oh, Father, I’ve terrible news. My husband passed away last night.” The priest says: “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible. Did he have any last requests?” "Certainly father," she replied. “He said: “Please Mary, put down that damn gun.”
21-09-2018, 11:45 AM
nice one too..
Please don't spam my inbox, if i'm not replying, i'm not online and i haven't read your pm. Thanks a lot for understanding.
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