General Discussion Adult jokes

[Drakepaul]

This one is my joke...
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A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”  xD .

[DA]

This one is my joke...
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A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”  xD .

[Sarume]

This one is pretty immature but

“Do you know Grabma?” “Who’s Grabma?” “Grabma nuts  “