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The next jokes are probably funnier in my language, but let me try
1) Have you guys ever read a book called ''A dry t-shirt at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean''?
2) I'll try to translate this one.........dark humor.....incoming.....
''Two bald guys without their hands are trying to rip out their hair''
I repeat, both of those jokes were ideal when I was a kid, like 1990s
And translate them to my language, you will probably have the first jokes I have ever heard.
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A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?" She says, "What's that?" He says, "We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear."
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(26-10-2020, 05:57 PM)hssc11045 Wrote: A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?" She says, "What's that?" He says, "We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear."
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I'm terrible at jokes, but I love them!
I have a friend who one time while drunk at the bar yells, Do you know how to make a woman cum? He waited and it got pretty quiet. "who cares!" was what he then yelled. He went home alone that night!
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Why did the Walrus go to the Tupperware party??
So he could get a tight seal.................
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Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mum only carries one photo, because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal!
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(22-12-2020, 05:13 PM)hssc11045 Wrote: Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mum only carries one photo, because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal!
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What is an astronaut's favourite part of a computer ?
THE SPACE BAR
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I had eczema, diarrhoea and haemorrhoids over the weekend...
My best game of Scrabble ever........
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Karl Marx is a historical figure and well known philosopher from the 19th century.
But nobody ever mentions his poor sister “Onya”
Who invented the starting pistol........
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This morning I went into the kitchen to see my wife boiling eggs on the cooker.
She said to me, "Make love to me right, here right now!"
I said, "Can't resist me, eh?"
She said, "No, the egg timer's broken!"
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loved the last one.
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