General Discussion Joke Thread

[opicky]

What's the hardest part of learning geology?

The rocks

[superfruit]

So an older couple was checking into a hotel with their grandkids and at the front desk said "2 rooms, and the porn in their room better be disabled" and the hotel clerk says "nah its just regular porn you suck fuck"

[hssc11045]

I went to a pornstars reunion yesterday.....
It was nice to come across old faces again



I bought the wife a new fridge for Christmas this year.
I know it is not a great present but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it

[Drakepaul]

Name two structures that can hold water...
.
.
.
Well Damn

[hssc11045]

Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold  Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in the new Hollywood Blockbuster "The Great Composers"

"I'll be Beethoven"  said Stallone.

"I'll be Mozart" replied Willis.

"What about you Arnie??" they asked.............

[DA]

Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold  Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in the new Hollywood Blockbuster "The Great Composers"

"I'll be Beethoven"  said Stallone.

"I'll be Mozart" replied Willis.

"What about you Arnie??" they asked.............

[hssc11045]

Did you hear the news tonight??
The government of Uruguay want to update the image of their country.
So they are changing the name of the capital from Montevideo to Montedvd



The lady who created the mobile phone package where you supply your own handset, has sadly passed away.

R.I.P.  Simone Lee



Breaking News!!!!!

Harry and Meghan have been in touch with Tottenham Hotspur to ask what its like to live without a title

[DA]

[zanker]

There were three ducks swiming in a pond one night after midnight and got arrested for trespassing.

They were called to apper in court the next day so the judge called up the first duck and asked what were you doing in a pond swiming after midnight. The duck said, "I was just blowing bubbles."

Then the judge called up duck #2 and asked the same question, and the duck said, "I was blowing bubbles as well".

Then the judge, getting angry, called up the third duck and said, "If you claim that you were blowing bubbles, I'm going to throw you in jail for contempt!"

The duck, looking offended said,  "No, your honor, I am Bubbles."

[url=http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/blowingbubblesjoke.html][/url]

[DA]

Nice one.