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A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Oh no, I look like a pig!"
The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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(21-06-2019, 11:39 PM)gxbferqa Wrote: A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Oh no, I look like a pig!"
The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
Lol. Good one
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I keep having this dream about a horse in full battle armour.
Actually it’s probably more of a knight mare.
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An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day.
First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: "Please granny, don't bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.".
The granny answers: "You know, I don't have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them."
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(31-07-2019, 05:18 PM)gxbferqa Wrote: An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day.
First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: "Please granny, don't bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.".
The granny answers: "You know, I don't have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them."
I knew that one. The only difference is that in the version I know it was not a bus driver but grandma and her grandson
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At a medical check-up:
Do you do dangerous sports?
Well, sometimes I talk back at my wife.
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Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is two words?
Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.