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31-01-2019, 10:15 PM
I am reading a horror story in Braille. something horrid is going to happen - i can feel it.......
My girlfriend has done nothing but stare through the window since it started snowing the other day. If it gets any heavier I might have to let her in... 
31-01-2019, 11:21 PM
(31-01-2019, 10:15 PM)hssc11045 Wrote: My girlfriend has done nothing but stare through the window since it started snowing the other day. So cruel... lol
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01-02-2019, 12:04 AM
poor gf
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13-02-2019, 11:44 PM
A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Wow I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?” "Pop" goes the weasel! Remember when Plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now when you mention Botox nobody raises an eyebrow!!
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14-02-2019, 12:24 AM
Very nice as always.... Please don't spam my inbox, if i'm not replying, i'm not online and i haven't read your pm. Thanks a lot for understanding.
14-02-2019, 01:49 AM
07-03-2019, 11:10 PM
How about cheesy pick up lines... ?
Are you a beaver, because daaaaaamn!
21-03-2019, 10:17 PM
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure.
I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I do a wicked Bohemian Rhapsody....... __________________________________________ I received a text message which read, You have Won $250 or two tickets to an Elvis Tribute Nite Press 1 for the money, 2 for the show......
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21-03-2019, 10:48 PM
funny as always!
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10-04-2019, 08:42 PM
I started a dating agency for chickens but unfortunately i’ll Have to close it as I’m now bankrupt.
I just couldn’t make hens meet........ _______________________________________________ I’ve just accidentally swallowed my cats tablet!! Don’t ask me-ow....... _______________________________________________ I cannot believe that in this day and age that wearing underwear in the garden would offend so many people...admittedly it wasn't my garden nor my underwear............ |
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