Porn Discussion Porn Poem

[kshitij_it]

Do you like
porn and ham

I do not watch it,
Pron-I-am.
I do not like
porn and ham.

Would you watch it
Here or there?

I would not watch it
Here or there.
I would not watch it
Anywhere.
I do not like
porn and ham.
I do not watch it,
Pron-I-am

Would you watch it
In a house?
Would you watch it
With a mouse?

I do not watch it
In a house.
I do not watch it
With a mouse.
I do not watch it
Here or there.
I do not watch it
Anywhere.
I do not like porn and ham.
I do not like it, Pron-I-am.

Would you watch it
In a box?
Would you watch it
With a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not watch it here or there.
I would not watch it anywhere.
I do not like porn and ham.
I do not watch it, Pron-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
In a car?
watch it! watch it!
Here they are.

I woould not,
Could not,
In a car

You may watch it.
You will see.
You may watch it
In a tree?

I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not watch it in a box.
I do not watch it with a fox
I do not watch it in a house
I do mot watch it with a mouse
I do not watch it here or there.
I do not watch it anywhere.
I do not like porn and ham.
I do not watch it, Pron-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
On a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Pron! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not watch it with a mouse
I will not watch it in a house.
I will not watch it here or there.
I will not watch it anywhere.
I do not watch it, Pron-I-am.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
In the dark.

Would you, could you,
In the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not watch it, Pron, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not watch it here or there.
I do not watch it anywhere!

You do not watch
porn with ham?

I do not
watch it,
Pron-I-am.

Could you, would you,
With a goat?

I would not,
Could not.
With a goat!

Would you, could you,
On a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not watch it in the rain.
I will not watch it on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not watch it in a box.
I do not watch it with a fox.
I will not watch it in a house.
I do not watch it with a mouse.
I do not watch it here or there.
I do not watch it anywhere!

I do not watch
Prons
With ham!

I do not watch it,
Pron-I-am.

You do not watch it.
So you say.
Try it! Try it!
And you may.
Try it and you may I say.

Pron!
If you will let me be,
I will try it.
You will see.

Pron!
I like porn and ham!
I do! I watch it, Pron-I-am!
And I would watch it in a boat!
And I would watch it with a goat...
And I will watch it in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so goodm so goodm you see!

So I will watch it in a box.
And I will watch it with a fox.
And I will watch it in a house.
And I will watch it with a mouse.
And I will watch it here and there.
Say! I will watch it anhywhere!

I do so like
porn and ham!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Pron-I-am

[DA]

  I never heard something like this before, did you make it?

[giaderzass]

@ kshitij_it speaks from the soul.

[kshitij_it]

  I never heard something like this before, did you make it?

via a close friend

[mikefromtheuk]

Very good. I was never any good at poems.

[wormtail39]

this is great! ima give it a go lol





t'was the booby on this ass'y fluzy 

who's got my little cock into a doozy

we fucked and fucked until i snoozied

right between her massive boobies

her daddy screamed and roared in rage

as i'd put his beloved daughter in a bdsm cage

as she produced a cock ring she proclaimed me her king 

and after i fucked her tight ass'ole she started to sing.

[kshitij_it]

this is great! ima give it a go lol





t'was the booby on this ass'y fluzy 

who's got my little cock into a doozy

we fucked and fucked until i snoozied

right between her massive boobies

her daddy screamed and roared in rage

as i'd put his beloved daughter in a bdsm cage

she produced a cock ring and proclaimed me her king 

and as i fucked her tight ass'ole she started to sing.

Very nice xD