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RE: Joke Thread - gxbferqa - 21-06-2019
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Oh no, I look like a pig!"
The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
RE: Joke Thread - Mr. James Bond - 22-06-2019
(21-06-2019, 11:39 PM)gxbferqa Wrote: A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Oh no, I look like a pig!"
The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
Lol. Good one
RE: Joke Thread - hssc11045 - 08-07-2019
I keep having this dream about a horse in full battle armour.
Actually it’s probably more of a knight mare.
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Tried calling the tinnitus help line yesterday but couldn’t get through.
It’s still ringing now.
RE: Joke Thread - DA - 08-07-2019
RE: Joke Thread - gxbferqa - 31-07-2019
An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day.
First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: "Please granny, don't bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.".
The granny answers: "You know, I don't have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them."
RE: Joke Thread - DA - 01-08-2019
wdf.
RE: Joke Thread - Mr. James Bond - 01-08-2019
(31-07-2019, 05:18 PM)gxbferqa Wrote: An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day.
First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: "Please granny, don't bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.".
The granny answers: "You know, I don't have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them."
I knew that one. The only difference is that in the version I know it was not a bus driver but grandma and her grandson
RE: Joke Thread - gxbferqa - 01-08-2019
(01-08-2019, 01:06 PM)Mr. James Bond Wrote:(31-07-2019, 05:18 PM)gxbferqa Wrote: An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day.
First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: "Please granny, don't bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.".
The granny answers: "You know, I don't have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them."
I knew that one. The only difference is that in the version I know it was not a bus driver but grandma and her grandson
LOL...
RE: Joke Thread - gxbferqa - 22-08-2019
At a medical check-up:
Do you do dangerous sports?
Well, sometimes I talk back at my wife.
RE: Joke Thread - Inox999 - 02-09-2019
Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is two words?
Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.