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RE: Joke Thread - DA - 02-09-2019
Nice one @Inox999
RE: Joke Thread - gxbferqa - 11-09-2019
Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman......
“I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday!”
RE: Joke Thread - DA - 12-09-2019
RE: Joke Thread - hssc11045 - 17-09-2019
I was in a club last night and a Chinese guy came up to me and said " have you seen my cocaine"?
Not since the Italian job mate " I said.......
I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. I thought to myself, that's a little condescending....
I swallowed my brothers James Bond DVD collection last night. He was so angry he kicked the Living Daylights out of me!
RE: Joke Thread - gxbferqa - 21-09-2019
(17-09-2019, 11:38 PM)hssc11045 Wrote: I was in a club last night and a Chinese guy came up to me and said " have you seen my cocaine"?I swallowed my brothers James Bond DVD collection last night. He was so angry he kicked the Living Daylights out of me!...nice joke!
Not since the Italian job mate " I said.......
I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. I thought to myself, that's a little condescending....
I swallowed my brothers James Bond DVD collection last night. He was so angry he kicked the Living Daylights out of me!
RE: Joke Thread - hssc11045 - 29-09-2019
What do Kermit the Frog, John the Baptist and Vlad the Impaler have in common?
Same middle name
I got beaten up by 6 Dwarfs........... not Happy
We paid a local carpenter up front to make us a bespoke double bed, the b@st@rd has only gone and done a bunk
RE: Joke Thread - gxbferqa - 02-10-2019
A guy walks into a pharmacy and buys a pack of condoms. The cashier asks him if he wants a bag.
He responds, "No, she's not that ugly."
RE: Joke Thread - DA - 02-10-2019
(02-10-2019, 01:11 PM)gxbferqa Wrote: A guy walks into a pharmacy and buys a pack of condoms. The cashier asks him if he wants a bag.
He responds, "No, she's not that ugly."
RE: Joke Thread - hssc11045 - 08-10-2019
My daughter was doing her homework asked me what i knew about Galileo........
I said all I know is he was a poor boy from a poor family.☺
What’s the difference between a c**t and carlsberg?
A c**t only tastes like piss for the first few seconds.☺
A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Wow I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”
"Pop" goes the weasel!☺
RE: Joke Thread - gxbferqa - 15-10-2019
My wife and I have been married for quite a few years and my wife asked me recently to get some pills that would make sure I’d be up to some action in the bedroom again.
I brought home diet pills. Apparently very much not what she meant.