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RE: Joke Thread - gxbferqa - 18-12-2019
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby...
RE: Joke Thread - hssc11045 - 28-12-2019
Did not think wearing Orthopedic shoes would help!
But i stand corrected.....
In a poll, 6 dwarfs said they were not happy......
RE: Joke Thread - wormtail39 - 29-12-2019
how does a math's proffesor solve his constipation?.... he works it out with a ruler!!!!!
RE: Joke Thread - jimjimjim - 31-12-2019
Two cowboys are tying their horses up in front of a saloon. Upon securing his horse, the second cowboy walks around to the back of the animal, lifts up its tail, and proceeds to rub his lips on the horse's anus.
Horrified, the other cowboy says, "Why in the hell are you doing that?"
"I got chapped lips" his friend replies.
"And that helps?"
"Well, it keeps me from licking them."
RE: Joke Thread - DA - 31-12-2019
(31-12-2019, 06:45 PM)jimjimjim Wrote: Two cowboys are tying their horses up in front of a saloon. Upon securing his horse, the second cowboy walks around to the back of the animal, lifts up its tail, and proceeds to rub his lips on the horse's anus.
Horrified, the other cowboy says, "Why in the hell are you doing that?"
"I got chapped lips" his friend replies.
"And that helps?"
"Well, it keeps me from licking them."
RE: Joke Thread - wormtail39 - 02-01-2020
(31-12-2019, 07:40 PM)DA Wrote:those years before the invension of chapstick where rough dont judge!(31-12-2019, 06:45 PM)jimjimjim Wrote: Two cowboys are tying their horses up in front of a saloon. Upon securing his horse, the second cowboy walks around to the back of the animal, lifts up its tail, and proceeds to rub his lips on the horse's anus.
Horrified, the other cowboy says, "Why in the hell are you doing that?"
"I got chapped lips" his friend replies.
"And that helps?"
"Well, it keeps me from licking them."
a kid is driveing with his dad in the car and he asks "dad why is my sisters name rose?" the dad replies "because when we were driveing to the hospital she drove past a huge field of roses" the kid says "thanks dad thats pretty cool" the dad says "no problem two dogs fucking".
RE: Joke Thread - DA - 02-01-2020
(02-01-2020, 09:03 AM)wormtail39 Wrote:(31-12-2019, 07:40 PM)DA Wrote:those years before the invension of chapstick where rough dont judge!(31-12-2019, 06:45 PM)jimjimjim Wrote: Two cowboys are tying their horses up in front of a saloon. Upon securing his horse, the second cowboy walks around to the back of the animal, lifts up its tail, and proceeds to rub his lips on the horse's anus.
Horrified, the other cowboy says, "Why in the hell are you doing that?"
"I got chapped lips" his friend replies.
"And that helps?"
"Well, it keeps me from licking them."
a kid is driveing with his dad in the car and he asks "dad why is my sisters name rose?" the dad replies "because when we were driveing to the hospital she drove past a huge field of roses" the kid says "thanks dad thats pretty cool" the dad says "no problem two dogs fucking".
RE: Joke Thread - kshitij_it - 05-01-2020
My girlfriend likes to tie me to the bed and cover me in chocolate and caramel.
She’s a dominatwix.
RE: Joke Thread - gxbferqa - 06-01-2020
(05-01-2020, 01:49 PM)kshitij_it Wrote: My girlfriend likes to tie me to the bed and cover me in chocolate and caramel.
She’s a dominatwix.
Nice wordplay!
RE: Joke Thread - gxbferqa - 09-01-2020
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife