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RE: Joke Thread - Mr. James Bond - 02-04-2020
All up to 2019 - stay away from negative people.
Since 2020 - stay away from positive people.
RE: Joke Thread - englandfan99 - 03-04-2020
British people be like "litchrally"
RE: Joke Thread - kowalski - 07-04-2020
This one's a trifle ordinary but the best I could come up with......
What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine??
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for days.....
RE: Joke Thread - gxbferqa - 07-04-2020
COVID 19 is like Pasta
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
RE: Joke Thread - kshitij_it - 17-04-2020
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I forgot to change my socks.
Wait for it.
OK, I'll see myself out.
Why is every American receiving a $1200 check?
Because Trump always pay off the people he's fucked.
My teacher caught me masturbating in the shower.
Totally spoiled our excursion to Auschwitz.
RE: Joke Thread - jimjimjim - 06-05-2020
(07-04-2018, 07:33 AM)WetToiletPaper712 Wrote: Why did the Duck cross the road ?
To get to the other side, of course------Quack.
rofl that is bad. Another staple duck joke and favorite of 1st graders:
What is a duck's favorite snack?
I bet you can guess.
RE: Joke Thread - hssc11045 - 24-05-2020
The Inventor of throat lozenges has just died..................
there will be no coffin at his funeral.
It only costs 1p to get into our local aquarium, as long as you're camping, or dressed as a dolphin.
So, to all in tents and porpoises, it's free!
RE: Joke Thread - hssc11045 - 29-05-2020
For sale:
Muhammad Ali DVD collection.
George Foreman grill.
Both boxed.........
Heard my neighbour having sex for what seemed like ages last night, moaning, groaning and banging the headboard off the wall!
Turns out her elderly mother had fallen over cracked her head and was knocking on the wall with her stick for help.
Feel a bit guilty about the wank now!
RE: Joke Thread - hssc11045 - 05-06-2020
My wife said she’s leaving me until I get over my obsession with The Three Degrees...
I said “OK, when will I see you again?”
The seven dwarfs have been told from Monday they can meet in groups of six.
One of them isn't happy
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech.......
Every now and then she stops to breathe.
RE: Joke Thread - Babua10 - 06-06-2020
Only Two Types Of Communications Are Fastest In The World…
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E-Mail To Email
&
Female To Female….