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RE: Joke Thread - DA - 09-05-2018

Wow,i never saw so many Mr. Bean together...............

Thanks both of you........


RE: Joke Thread - WetToiletPaper712 - 10-05-2018

Yea, a overload of Bean on the Brain.

Thanks, forgot about him.


RE: Joke Thread - Mr. James Bond - 10-05-2018

Great Bean photos. Many thanks for making me laugh


RE: Joke Thread - Attila - 10-05-2018

An Ugly Desperate Woman Went To A Priest Because No One Like Her.

Priest: “Only After Death All Men Will Be Yours.”
She Went To Bridge And Jumped But She Fell On A Truck Full Of Bananas.
She Lost Senses And Was Unable To See.
She Touching Her Surrounding, Feeling All The Bananas She Smiled And Said:
“Gentlemen, One At A Time Please“


RE: Joke Thread - DA - 10-05-2018




RE: Joke Thread - hssc11045 - 15-05-2018

Two budgies sitting on a perch.
One says to the other, "can you smell fish?"


My girlfriend left me because I stole her wheelchair. 
Pfft I know she will soon come crawling back to me. 


The missus has her birthday next week and she has asked me to buy something that makes her looks sexy. 
Vodka it is then.


RE: Joke Thread - DA - 15-05-2018




RE: Joke Thread - Mr. James Bond - 15-05-2018

(15-05-2018, 03:22 PM)hssc11045 Wrote: My girlfriend left me because I stole her wheelchair. 
Pfft I know she will soon come crawling back to me. 

I like this one


RE: Joke Thread - hssc11045 - 16-05-2018

Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite – All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary ..........

Some guy knocked on my door today and said, "I have a parcel for your next door neighbour."
I said, "You've got the wrong house then mate.".........

Wife texts her husband on a cold winters morning..."windows frozen" husband texts back "pour some warm water over it" wife texts back 5 mins later "computers totally f....d now"..........


RE: Joke Thread - DA - 16-05-2018

 

Nice one there..............