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RE: Joke Thread - DA - 26-06-2018
RE: Joke Thread - hssc11045 - 12-07-2018
And so the Lord said unto John, "Come forth; and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
I lost my watch at a party last night. An hour later, I saw some guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a woman.
Infuriated, I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose.
No-one does that to a woman.
Not on my watch.
Finally found a way to stop the wife from sucking her thumb.
I drew a cock on it.
RE: Joke Thread - DA - 13-07-2018
RE: Joke Thread - hssc11045 - 10-09-2018
To the person who stole my anti-depressants.
I hope you’re happy now.
got my first gamblers anonymous meeting today
it starts at 10 to 1
Yesterday a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships?
Apparently 'In HD' wasn't the answer she was looking for!
RE: Joke Thread - DA - 10-09-2018
(10-09-2018, 01:52 AM)hssc11045 Wrote: To the person who stole my anti-depressants.i like the last one....
I hope you’re happy now.
got my first gamblers anonymous meeting today
it starts at 10 to 1
Yesterday a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships?
Apparently 'In HD' wasn't the answer she was looking for!
RE: Joke Thread - Mr. James Bond - 10-09-2018
(10-09-2018, 09:56 AM)DA Wrote:(10-09-2018, 01:52 AM)hssc11045 Wrote: To the person who stole my anti-depressants.i like the last one....
I hope you’re happy now.
got my first gamblers anonymous meeting today
it starts at 10 to 1
Yesterday a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships?
Apparently 'In HD' wasn't the answer she was looking for!
At least she knows what is HD. Imagine if you answered to her "in 4K"
RE: Joke Thread - twizted1975 - 20-09-2018
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No… I just feel bad that you're standing alone…"
RE: Joke Thread - DA - 20-09-2018
(20-09-2018, 01:43 PM)twizted1975 Wrote: Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No… I just feel bad that you're standing alone…"
nice...
RE: Joke Thread - twizted1975 - 21-09-2018
A sobbing Ms Murphy approaches Fr O’Grady after mass.
He says: “So what’s bothering you?”
She replies: “Oh, Father, I’ve terrible news. My husband passed away last night.”
The priest says: “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible. Did he have any last requests?”
"Certainly father," she replied. “He said: “Please Mary, put down that damn gun.”
RE: Joke Thread - DA - 21-09-2018
nice one too..