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RE: Joke Thread - hssc11045 - 31-01-2019
I am reading a horror story in Braille. something horrid is going to happen - i can feel it.......
My girlfriend has done nothing but stare through the window since it started snowing the other day.
If it gets any heavier I might have to let her in...
RE: Joke Thread - Mr. James Bond - 31-01-2019
(31-01-2019, 10:15 PM)hssc11045 Wrote: My girlfriend has done nothing but stare through the window since it started snowing the other day.
If it gets any heavier I might have to let her in...
So cruel... lol
RE: Joke Thread - DA - 01-02-2019
poor gf
RE: Joke Thread - hssc11045 - 13-02-2019
A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Wow I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”
"Pop" goes the weasel!
Remember when Plastic surgery was a taboo subject?
Now when you mention Botox nobody raises an eyebrow!!
RE: Joke Thread - DA - 14-02-2019
Very nice as always....
RE: Joke Thread - bob3299 - 14-02-2019
(31-01-2019, 10:15 PM)hssc11045 Wrote: I am reading a horror story in Braille. something horrid is going to happen - i can feel it.......- Stevie Wonder
xD
RE: Joke Thread - powerpole - 07-03-2019
How about cheesy pick up lines... ?
Are you a beaver, because daaaaaamn!
RE: Joke Thread - hssc11045 - 21-03-2019
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure.
I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I do a wicked Bohemian Rhapsody.......
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I received a text message which read,
You have Won $250 or two tickets to an Elvis Tribute Nite
Press 1 for the money, 2 for the show......
RE: Joke Thread - DA - 21-03-2019
funny as always!
RE: Joke Thread - hssc11045 - 10-04-2019
I started a dating agency for chickens but unfortunately i’ll Have to close it as I’m now bankrupt.
I just couldn’t make hens meet........
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I’ve just accidentally swallowed my cats tablet!! Don’t ask me-ow.......
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I cannot believe that in this day and age that wearing underwear in the garden would offend so many people...admittedly it wasn't my garden nor my underwear............