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(16-05-2018, 03:16 PM)Attila Wrote: Nike was founded by Men,
SO its tagline says..
“Just Do It”
If Nike had been founded by a woman,
its tagline would have been:
“Just do it.. if you want to… I don’t want to force you..
it’s your life, anyway you don’t listen to me…Do what you
want to do… Who am I to say anything… But it has to
happen, and you have to do it!!”
Goood point
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How do you get a fat girl in bed..........Piece of cake !!
Dont you just hate this time of year when all those charities come round knocking on your door looking for donations...
Unicef, Save the panda. world wildlife fund... its getting ridiculous...
I was at the end of my tether last night when the doorbell went again...
When I opened the door this blonde was standing there looking for donations for the sperm bank...
Well I gave her a right mouthful...
Optician says I’m colour blind – That came as a bolt out of the green
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(01-06-2018, 10:20 PM)hssc11045 Wrote: How do you get a fat girl in bed..........Piece of cake !!
Big one I supose
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The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What’s more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
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What did one lesbian vampire say to another lesbian vampire ?
Same time next month ?
It's Jamaican hair style day at work tomorrow. I'm already dreading it.
I bought a U2 Satnav, but found it totally useless - the streets have no names and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
I then got a Bonnie Tyler one. That was just as bad - it was continually telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart.
I now use the Fleetwood Mac version and just Go My Own Way.
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Yeah, for sure this one last. looool
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