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My girlfriend has done nothing but stare through the window since it started snowing the other day.
If it gets any heavier I might have to let her in...
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(31-01-2019, 10:15 PM)hssc11045 Wrote: My girlfriend has done nothing but stare through the window since it started snowing the other day.
If it gets any heavier I might have to let her in...
So cruel... lol
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A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Wow I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”
"Pop" goes the weasel!
Remember when Plastic surgery was a taboo subject?
Now when you mention Botox nobody raises an eyebrow!!
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How about cheesy pick up lines... ?
Are you a beaver, because daaaaaamn!
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I started a dating agency for chickens but unfortunately i’ll Have to close it as I’m now bankrupt.
I just couldn’t make hens meet........
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