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21-06-2019, 11:39 PM
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Oh no, I look like a pig!"
The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!" 
22-06-2019, 04:08 PM
(21-06-2019, 11:39 PM)gxbferqa Wrote: A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Oh no, I look like a pig!" Lol. Good one
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08-07-2019, 08:35 PM
I keep having this dream about a horse in full battle armour.
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08-07-2019, 08:55 PM
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31-07-2019, 05:18 PM
An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day.
First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: "Please granny, don't bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.". The granny answers: "You know, I don't have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them."
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01-08-2019, 10:47 AM
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01-08-2019, 01:06 PM
(31-07-2019, 05:18 PM)gxbferqa Wrote: An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day. I knew that one. The only difference is that in the version I know it was not a bus driver but grandma and her grandson
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01-08-2019, 07:03 PM
(01-08-2019, 01:06 PM)Mr. James Bond Wrote:(31-07-2019, 05:18 PM)gxbferqa Wrote: An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day. LOL...
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22-08-2019, 08:49 PM
At a medical check-up:
Do you do dangerous sports? Well, sometimes I talk back at my wife.
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