02-09-2019, 02:45 PM
Nice one @Inox999
Please don't spam my inbox, if i'm not replying, i'm not online and i haven't read your pm. Thanks a lot for understanding.
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02-09-2019, 02:45 PM
Nice one @Inox999
Please don't spam my inbox, if i'm not replying, i'm not online and i haven't read your pm. Thanks a lot for understanding.
11-09-2019, 11:21 PM
Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman......
“I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday!”
12-09-2019, 12:02 AM
Please don't spam my inbox, if i'm not replying, i'm not online and i haven't read your pm. Thanks a lot for understanding.
17-09-2019, 11:38 PM
I was in a club last night and a Chinese guy came up to me and said " have you seen my cocaine"?
Not since the Italian job mate " I said....... I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. I thought to myself, that's a little condescending.... I swallowed my brothers James Bond DVD collection last night. He was so angry he kicked the Living Daylights out of me!
21-09-2019, 07:22 PM
(17-09-2019, 11:38 PM)hssc11045 Wrote: I was in a club last night and a Chinese guy came up to me and said " have you seen my cocaine"?I swallowed my brothers James Bond DVD collection last night. He was so angry he kicked the Living Daylights out of me!...nice joke!
29-09-2019, 04:05 AM
What do Kermit the Frog, John the Baptist and Vlad the Impaler have in common?
Same middle name I got beaten up by 6 Dwarfs........... not Happy We paid a local carpenter up front to make us a bespoke double bed, the b@st@rd has only gone and done a bunk
02-10-2019, 01:11 PM
A guy walks into a pharmacy and buys a pack of condoms. The cashier asks him if he wants a bag.
He responds, "No, she's not that ugly."
02-10-2019, 02:44 PM
(02-10-2019, 01:11 PM)gxbferqa Wrote: A guy walks into a pharmacy and buys a pack of condoms. The cashier asks him if he wants a bag. Please don't spam my inbox, if i'm not replying, i'm not online and i haven't read your pm. Thanks a lot for understanding.
08-10-2019, 08:37 PM
My daughter was doing her homework asked me what i knew about Galileo........
I said all I know is he was a poor boy from a poor family.☺ What’s the difference between a c**t and carlsberg? A c**t only tastes like piss for the first few seconds.☺ A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?” "Pop" goes the weasel!☺
15-10-2019, 06:16 PM
My wife and I have been married for quite a few years and my wife asked me recently to get some pills that would make sure I’d be up to some action in the bedroom again.
I brought home diet pills. Apparently very much not what she meant. |
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